ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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