Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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