Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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