Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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