If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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