I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
