whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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