Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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