Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I had to cum in my sink.
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