I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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