I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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