Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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