i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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