Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
A bitchslap is in order.
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