we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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