its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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