found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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