You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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