PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
