it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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