in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
