so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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