The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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