420 ftw
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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