The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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