Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
