Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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