Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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