shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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