All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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