were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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