well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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