i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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