1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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