so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
you inspire me to be a worse person
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
