he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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