Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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