two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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