he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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