he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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