Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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