I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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