I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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