Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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