I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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