I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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