How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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