The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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