What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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