I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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