is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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