In the future we'll all be gay
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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