Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize