are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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