Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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