Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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