I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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